Conversation with God

when did this happen? well my friend, time is not the thing in question here. what matters is that it did happen, or did it....?

Me(still not fully awake): dude, is it really u?

God(clearly not amused, but still with the inevitable serenity): son, u dont call God that.

M: ok watever. but what in the hell are u doing here? and wat time is it? i've got murthy's lecture at 8.

G: u got it wrong again my child. hell is where i've sent the likes of u to burn and rot. they cut me off and so did i.

M: likes of me? dude, u're clearly mistaken. its room 205 here, ankur lives in 226. he is the one u r looking for. and most probably he is going to bunk the morning class so he'll be able to entertain u better. now did u, by any chance, hide my specs somewhere?

G: son, u dont seem to be taking this in good sense. believe me u, i am the most powerful, omnipresent, and i see all that happens down here.

M: u gotta be kidding me. so u mean u also saw that......oh, haha, i see where u're getting me to. pretty neat eh?

G: neat, yeah definitely. i suppose u've studied the second law of thermodynamics, which says the entropy always increases? on a galactic level that means the disorder is ever increasing. i can overpower ne force, whatsoever. everything is in my power, rest ur faith upon me.

M: really? nething? tht sounds cool to me. so, for one thing, mark my attendence in all the lectures today, if u may please. the monday lunch in the mess sucks. u might want to overpower the cook anna too. then, there's this girl. i presume u definitely know whom am i talking about. so....?

G: kid, believe in me, and all that is good for u will come unto u. i am the father of all, and who is the father who doesn't want to c his children smiling? i am here to take away all ur pain, if u be good. but, if u dont, u'll be sent to the place of eternal fire.

M: place of eternal fire, huh? so much for the FATHERLY figure. are u saying that the people who are suffering are the ones who were not good? if no, then the only other reason that they are in that state is that, u still have to go and see to them? in that case, if it took you 19 years to reach me, and u've already wasted 10 minutes here, i dont see when will those millions get their due. take my suggestion, give us all ur groupmail id, to which we'll write to u what we want. in the meantime, hop onto a bus from tc and go to those people. now if u may please, i've to answer the call of nature.

G: screw u, can u show me the way to room 226?