About Me

This is what i've been keeping in my Orkut Profile uptil now. i wanted to update the section. so i thought i'd preserve this thing here. i kind of......love this.

5 feet 9 inches from tip to tip (tips taken as bottom and top, one at a time). normal in all respects, excepting the following -
1. nose a twitch larger than proportionally required, so as to place symmetrically between the two eyes.
2. has a short memory span which lasts newhere between 3.6 to 7.84 microseconds, when it comes to lectures involving reductive methods of extracting pure lead (Pb) and henceforth.
3. stares for an invariably long period into empty spaces, thereby putting the brain either on shuffle mode or standby.
4. has low affinity for water at temperatures ranging from 283.7 to 298.7 K.

i derive ultimate pleasure out of screeching voices, aimed at me for reasons whatsoever. about some of the most important people in my life -

Dad is a hunk. he puts immeasurable effort into making me count my blessings and not ask for 3 recharge coupons of rs. 100 each for my cell phone, each month.

Ammi jaan makes sure i've got my both ankles and wrists in place, the first thing in the morning, keeping in view the frequent sprains resulting from careless sleeping positions of mine (ahem..). ritualistically, wakes up at 2 am every night to make me realise the differences between the Owl and Human Genus and puts me to bed.

Haaroon doesn't care, about nething. all he cares about is setting reminders on a dozen cartoon channels that show on the TV. reckless bicycle riding and roller blading has a new messiah in him.

Pranjal seems to b on a never ending spree of finding flaws with stereotypes and tricking people into misleading arguments about the already established facts of life.

Shanky wants to b a rock star. sets no priorities at any point of time. thinks hard about the most insignificant and inprofitable things in life.

Aarav is one DUDE, for sure. his call-me-and-tell-me-the-venue attitude gives him invariably high ratings.

Zenab can never think of nething not to talk about. has bonded ionically to her cell phone and wudn't be happier if even food and water were sms'ed to her. is totally messed up but a darling, nevertheless.

Mehul wud never plunge into a conversation of ne kind. answers in monosyllables, and takes mammoth effort to say "bye" on phone.

Sufy has taken a vow to never stop laughing. has a stunted growth and has always attended skool so as to oblige to our very need of her esteemed presence in the class. plans to.....oh, never mind.